You gotta be who you are in this world.
No matter what.
One time I was on a rollercoaster and a guy’s hat fell off during one of the loops but he caught it when we were right side up again, and i have to go my whole life knowing I’ll never be as cool as that guy.
tbh there are literally only like three people in the world who i can hang out with for more than four or five hours without wanting to strangle them
im so angry the next generations will probably have virtual reality and alien contact and we have republicans and windows 8
"okay class who wants to present first"
'are you as bored as I am' can be read from back to front and still make sense